Sporty Spice, Who Are You?
yesterday it was brought to my attention that the spice girls will be
reuniting. (here’s a legitimate non-u.s. newspaper to support the
claim:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/18888763)
i can think of no better way to pay tribute to this miraculous event
than to dig out that old domino’s napkin of napkins and take the
Sporty Spice poem digital. i’d like to give writing credits to mitch
and me, but most of the content was provided by a girl in central
park, so let’s just say fate wrote it. or mitch.
enjoy (if you dare….)
Sporty Spice, Who Are You?
Oh Mel C,
You put the “Sport” in “Sporty”
and the “Sporty Spice” in
“Ginger Spice, Baby Spice, Scary Spice,
Posh Spice, and Sporty Spice“-
Also known as Spice Girls.
But what are you?
What made you gain all that weight after
you broke up with J from 5?
How did you lose it again?
Was it Atkins? Was it South Beach?
Was it Yoga Booty Ballet?
Oh Sporty Spice, so famous yet so aloof!
Do you prefer Adidas or Fila?
Do you streak your hair?
Do you still live in Finsbury Park in London?
Can you tell me what I want, what I really really want?
Oh Sporty Spice from Liverpool,
I never saw Spice World, is it worth renting?
