1.11.08

Goals are an important part of ringing in the new year. Here are ours (with the little help of some friends):
Quit lying about my age
Stop lying about words that rhyme (naked - raked)
Get up in your face more
Don’t become morbidly obese
Write more words that look like “Travolta”
Stop calling your mom
www.overcomeinternetaddiction.com
nourish my plants a.k.a. myself
win Ned over to the D.C.
win Ned over PERIOD
Have Martha draw her family tree on my wall
Buy low sell high
Paint more walls
Stop locking myself out of the apartment
Achieve World Record HT visits in Harlem
Abundance! (Learn how to make goals)
Win the Lottery
stop shooting up at work
stop lying about if people can use my spices
stop lying about honeydew melons
Get action
Prepare for the wedding of my dreams
Listen to my maturing body
stop changing Stewball’s name to Stewboy
Be Champion like Martha
To grow up
harness my chi and learn to fly
