Portfolio

Here are some projects I’ve worked on for you to check out. Everything opens in a new window. Please enjoy. And close responsibly.

Watch

Re: Gmail: A Behind the Scenes Video 2007. A 10 second contribution (no sound) to Gmail’s video project. This is what happens when you try to decide on a theme for your gmail video the same day you watch two jason bourne movies.

Moderation in All Things 2004. A flash short I wrote and animated based on homestarrunner. Lingo Awards: Best Picture, Best Screenplay (tie), Best Actor, Best Cameos.

Adman 2006. A flash short I wrote and animated about a fictional mascot for Self Reliance. Lingo Award: Best Film.

A Tetris Game (of Love) 2003. An (unfinished) animated poem.

Green Acres 2006. A quick little project I did for one of my friends who moved from the city of New York to the country of Watertown.

See

Amy Middleton’s Sweat Shop ongoing. My CafePress designs and merchandise.

Hillarymobile 2005. Favorite things of my friend Hillary incorporated into shapes, printed on cards and hung from a mobile. Regrettably, I was only able to post the mobile-less version of the images.

Print ads 1998/2001. I just found this folder of mostly demo ads…please forgive the horrible (lack of) formatting. I’ll try to clean it up soon. Mudd, Real Women Project, DishDrawer, Provo City Art Council, Deseret Industries, Toyota Echo

Read

Manhattan Woman Battles Long Itis 2005. A facetious article I wrote in response to my friend Corina’s voice message from the hospital, asking for a salad (play the audio, it’s fun).

The Sestina’d History of Rock and Roll 2004. One of my favorite things I’ve written. Explain to me why McSweeney’s won’t post this, I can’t figure it out.

Review of Todd Wilken’s The Transformative Power of Research for GigaVox

Review of Mårten Mickos’s State of MySQL AB for GigaVox

Review of Esther Dyson’s Space Travel and Social Media for GigaVox

NYC Vegetarian Restaurant reviews on Yelp.

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